Saturday, July 7, 2007

Mom Forced Me To Smell Her Feet?

FOUND THE BLAME FOR ANYTHING!

Finally! I am proud to have found the cause of all these mistakes technicians, these quarrels, these controversies and goal Claudio.Mi retired so early from football (summer break) to reflect carefully on recent events and came to the root cause of such behavior, and I'm just wondering why do not you prima.La cause is thought to have clear and obvious: the ozone hole (for info http://www.cosediscienza.it/varie/08_buco.htm ).

It 'clear that all these behaviors are related to something that radically changes the being of that person, and the special case of the ozone hole is that it does so without anyone being aware of conto.I damage caused by the hole' ozone triggers a chain reaction incontrollabile.Per better understanding the mechanism of action of this phenomenon do a example: " played the pine forest to 19 ( under the sun the effect is deadly, like aspirin and whiskey ) between friends who have never played football and you would like to have fun. The ozone hole is acting in the brain of each and not change its thinking and it is possible to develop some thoughts like this:

"I have been a ball, we lose on purpose";

( if the defense has four ) "was the best defense at three"

"I do the heel strike to win";

"are too strong, very strong indeed and I have made a career in professional teams just because they are also the recommendations";

"next time do not play more ';

" the referee does not understand anything, I see more' of him and more 'to all these people who are in this field that costs 12 € for a game;

"I have not brought the shower gel, ok, so I take him to someone";

( if the defense has three ) "was the best back four"

"maybe if I scream in the field the better part"

"if lose and go home to my parents give me blows, then you better win and if I can not do that I'll receive the beatings' at home '

"sunnu na figghioleddi mass, not Jehu begnu chiu'"

"our currency is more 'beautiful'

( if the defense area is ) "was better man"

"if the next time you xxxxxxx I'm not going to play more 'because it made me quarrel with YYYYYY telling zzzzzzzz things lying about on the qqqqqqq" We endless ways of thinking that put this damn hole in the ozone forcing us to have, but even with these small examples it seems clear and obvious that the evolution of football has a race under the influence of such a 'terrible and unnatural event.

Defending the ozone hole is not difficult, but not enough Cappelini and sunglasses sole.Un bit 'of fresh water in the face as soon as you feel the first symptoms and first thoughts on Ozone hole may 'bastare.Dalla I'll take' the big bubble bath (1 liter by Clive € 1.5) and the defense up to you, so 'do not you complain! obvious is that we do not call xxxxxx, too many rumors.
nb = someone the ozone hole may 'favor certain trends .... eye in the locker room .. and not only to the ozone hole.

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Why Are My Eyes Itching In February

San Luca Soccer - Real St. Luke 5-6 St. Luke

match full of goals, of nervousness, so many words, good actions, of trivial errors, but also confirms that race so many things already 'those who will say'..... not immediately benefit the RSL Versace by exploiting the emotion of Lipari Stef. and 1-0 after a few minutes, nothing serious cmq, the team again but we can see immediately that qlcs nn and it goes Sergi scored twice early on, he with two shots from outside that mercilessly emphasize the stature of our goalie of the door .... no offense thus x 'can not' do not blame a guy be physically above average, the RSL takes full advantage of this 'tactic' but the SLC seeks to wake up with goals from Antonio, but no time to say that 3-1 Sergi puts a perfect free-kick from the edge and initials and perhaps a hat-trick the end of the race, the team at this point and 'already' a little 'crush: the midfield and' completely split, Fascetti lights with precious and crucial steps leading to the first 3 goals, but does not cover, leaving only Veraldi, the which for its part does not make a great game, too too tense and not very polished even in elementary steps, Scopelliti G. is stubborn, which receives the balls do not play for the team and the couple works with both bachelors not always leave the right flank found, the new entry comes with the title of Extermination left midfielder, but then this proves that marks ... a goal is' ... but maybe a few could have been avoided if he had been most 'in this cover (1: x friends who defend him ... did not do a favor to anyone x' I found him a safe, 2nd: there is no 'need to defend anyone, no one wanted xi accused guilty of all, even those who are' goal knows that I tried to make her say who was in confidence, so that no one tell me that I missed rispetto3: be on the left does not mean 'do not have to cover', 4: no one ever said that it 'was the cause of his defeat, God forbid, but if one can not' criticize or even talk in the field do not bring more 'friends contents that do not need it) and then the defense: Arcane D. impressive, as much as his brother away ... everything short attacking midfielder, although defender ', but when running, and could turn to other things ... But anyhow, 'he can not' absolutely be the cause of defeat ... and then what 'been? Simple .... the team, last x (x importance of not' blame ') I ... nervous, always just annoys me now I see the usual things that all too often I have asked not to see ... but certainly I have not benefited the game .... all these things led to the defeat, that only thanks to goals from Campolo's double A. Lipari, binders, and Extermination does not taste the bad impression on the dreaded 6-2 draw .... is even touched upon the end, but the result is' just so '... and the goalie is not' an excuse, x 'if it' s true that ours is' still 'spring' they had a lot 'who does not know nenache of 'chick'.... ognunu sapi quantu ll'avi .... soul-x all the time there is' x' and 'came the summer break .... and the sxanza' in September come back another team. Scoreboard chose not to x 'x in my opinion all deserve a nice 4 except the following who played (not knows' as simply played): Arcanum D. 7.5 : behind the best, no doubt. Fascetti 6.5: the one who spins the ball, although incredibly someone says the opposite, driving on some occasions, but his problem and 'always the same (which is' ours too accordingly) a few balls have been recovered, little help to the defense, too many words. A. Lipari 7 : a double and a pair of assists in a difficult match x the attack, he and 'them the best' in front. Campolo 6.5 : marks but not enough, unfortunately, is chatting with a friend But there was not even ... you see parry a shot from nice bag 'in the first minutes, and they' might not realize that was the day.